St. Croix The Retirement Village

We have moved to a retirement village.  There is nothing but old, older, and ancient people here.  The other day at work I was taking food out to Drew's table and asked him where it was going.  He said to the younger couple.  By younger, he meant the couple that was sixty.  I'm not kidding.  Saturday night was a swinging time at Topside with karaoke.  Classics from the fifties.  Drew had a lady fall out of her chair and a man take a break from his oxygen mask to cuss him out.  Pretty soon we are going to start having a bingo night.  All of the locals keep saying that once Christmas comes around it gets better.  Maybe their grand kids come to visit or something.  We make our own fun here and have been having a blast, but we are ready for Christmas to come and things to get going.